- Hawkeye: Want to give me a lift?
- Ironman: Right. Better clench up, Legolas!
- Everyone in the theater: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
- Me: *dead*
Dan: And I think - Harry vs. Frodo - I’d have him.
I’ve met Elijah, he was a lovely lovely man so I’m not going to start a fight with him.
Interviewer: But you could definitely have him.
Dan: I could have you, Elijah.
i wish you would have each other
please have each other.
I really fucking love potatoes.
Honestly, look at these versatile mother fuckers.
They can be
Eaten on the go
Ugh. Potato appreciation post.
This is a an accurate representation of what I cared about in high school. any form of potato and lotr.
Vandalised American Apparel billboard tells it like it is
I can’t decide if this is meant to mean, “Because women are grossly objectified by media” or “because women wear tight pants and show their asses”. I certainly hope it’s the former, not the later.
Agreed. Hoping it’s the former.